the top 10 reasons why we bought a machete.
1. a couple days ago we decided to treck into the jungle for a lovely hike to a waterfall a local told us about. we got lost and stumbled upon 5 working local men in a coffee field- machetes tightly held at their sides…we felt left out and wanted one for ourselves.
2. we are going to el savador
3. raison faces. everywhere.
4. so. many. fucking. dogs.
5. coconut hackin man.
6. cutting catherine´s dreadlocks out at the end of the trip
7. ¿why wouldnt a guy?
8. stir fryin stuff
9. had an extra 8 bucks to burn
10. in case people try and kick us out of their pools.